I never realized how much I missed tormenting the Avatar.

  • Me: DC doesn't represent women well.
  • Brother: The government or the comic books?
  • Me: Pick one.

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

petevoelker:

matt, michael and marcel, nyc, 2013

petevoelker:

matt, michael and marcel, nyc, 2013

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

robbybenedict:

THIS IS AN ADVERT ON THE YOUTUBE MAIN PAGE

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AND I COMPLETELY TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OMG

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

hungryghoast:

the ability to pet and hold dogs and other animals (with no necessarily beneficial ramifications upon the mechanics of the game) is the most important advancement in video games in the past 10-15 years.

cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

Pardonmyfrenchsir

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